Wednesday, January 25, 2006
Wednesday, January 11, 2006
Saturday, January 07, 2006
More Christmas Fun!
Friday, January 06, 2006
A tender teaching moment

While in the grocery store Maia asked me how babies get in their mummy's tummys.
Me "The baby grows from an egg that the daddy fertilizes."
Maia "How does the egg get fertilized way inside the mummy?"
Me "I think I told you this before - do you remember?"
Maia "You told me a ridiculous story about a penis. But I didn't believe you."
Me "Oh?"
Maia "Babies get in the mummy's tummy this way." Maia demonstrates by putting one hand on her chest and the other on the top of her pushed out tummy. "Then the mummy's friends ask her if she has noticed how big she is and tell her they think she might be pregnant. Then the mummy goes and sees her midwife who tests her for a baby and then she goes home and has her baby. That penis story is just stupid. How would families with two mummies and no daddies have a baby if you needed one of those."
Wednesday, January 04, 2006
Maybe the World could put me in charge...
While walking home from the park today Maia became concerned about two adults playing a game in the middle of a busy street. She commented that it seemed like a stupid thing to do. "Come to think of it," she added "it seems like most people in the world do stupid things. I'm relatively sensible though, and you, and Daddy, and my friends all seem pretty smart. How come the rest of the world is so stupid? Maybe if I suggested it, the World would put me in charge. I could fix stuff."
Saturday, December 31, 2005
Tuesday, December 27, 2005
Friday, December 23, 2005
Friday, December 16, 2005
The Christmas Tree
Wednesday, December 14, 2005
Christmas is coming
Maia, Stella and I went to see Santa today. We had a wonderful visit and after singing songs, hearing stories and sitting on Santa's lap, I told Maia it was time to head home. Maia placed her hands on her hips and looked me straight in the eye while informing me in a rude voice that we weren't leaving until she was good and ready to leave.Maia then noticed a very interested Santa watching our exchange. Her posture relaxed and she informed him in a very sweet voice "I'm normally really good!"
Thursday, December 01, 2005
Talking to Maia
Maia: Mummy I have a tummy ache, it feels like I am being stabbed in the stomach by a big monster.
Me: Ask the monster to stop.
Maia: MOTHER! - I am talking about a sensation in my stomach. I am using a figure of speech.
Later in the day.
Maia: I'm planning to have my last halloween candy after supper.
Me: I'm planning to say "no" to that plan. You've had sweets today already.
Maia: MOTHER you must be kidding!! I am very mature for my age. I can decide when sweets are appropriate in my balanced diet.
Me: Ask the monster to stop.
Maia: MOTHER! - I am talking about a sensation in my stomach. I am using a figure of speech.
Later in the day.
Maia: I'm planning to have my last halloween candy after supper.
Me: I'm planning to say "no" to that plan. You've had sweets today already.
Maia: MOTHER you must be kidding!! I am very mature for my age. I can decide when sweets are appropriate in my balanced diet.
Tuesday, November 29, 2005
Wednesday, November 23, 2005
Monday, November 21, 2005
Vancouver Island Visit
Maia and I spent the weekend on Vancouver and Hornby Island. Six ferries later we are home - tired but happy to have fit so many visits into 3 quick days.
Thursday, November 17, 2005
Sunday, November 13, 2005
Maia's new bike
Saturday, November 12, 2005
Tuesday, November 08, 2005
Thursday, November 03, 2005
Meeting Stella, mourning Charlotte

Maia spends one day a week playing with her new "doll" named Stella.
We just finished reading "Charlotte's Web", I under- anticipated Maia's ability to manage the ending and we have gone into mourning. Charlotte is placed on the funeral web - a moment of silence will follow.
"Mum, I understand that Charlotte was just a famous character in a famous book but it makes me feel so sad. I loved her so much and Wilbur loved her so much and if my friend died that I loved the way Wilbur loved Charlotte - I don't think I could get up in the morning. My heart would just be so broken..."
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